Your own personal Stalker! You heard me...stalker! Secret,fun,weird,crazy,lovely Start Price USD 10,000.00 Current Price USD 10,000.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Monday, June 30, 2008 End Time Monday, July 07, 2008 Location MARION, NC See more about 'Your own personal Stalker! You heard me...stalker!' Description Are you feeling lonely and wish that someone out there was just crazy about you? Or just crazy? Well, I am that person. I am here to offer my services as a Stalker. Have you ever thought it would be romantic to get 20 emails a day from the same person, love poems sent to your home? flowers sent to your office? phone calls at all hours of the day and night. maybe you feel someone watching and go to your window and there, standing across the street for 4 hours, ME. Your own personal stalker. This auction includes me as a stalker for 1 year. I will email you 20 times a day, sending you e-cards and love poems. I will send you flowers once a week at your place of business or home. I will write you letters in the mail often. send you greeting cards for every occasion, gifts for all holidays, even president's day. I will make and promote an obsessive website all about you. I will need photos of course and any information you wish to give me. I will not do anything illegal and if you buy this auction, you are not allowed to call the police and have me arrested for stalking, since you bought IT. I will not harm you or your family, unless you ask and put it in writing.(just joking, no one gets hurt here and no ones property will be damaged.)  I have no criminal background and am not insane, at this time.I will also paint a portrait of you,because I love you so much and I am an artist, you shall be my muse. You will also get a photo album of our undying, obsessive love at the end of the year. the more information you are willing to give me, the better Stalker I will be. You do have the option of what you don't want me to do :) If I'm too good at my job, just let me know, i"ll try and ease up alittle on you. You can cancel my services at any time, but there won't be a refund if you do and why would you want to?. ) Outrageous, crazy and always there for you! Nothing says love like a stalker. You have no idea the craziness I have prepared for YOU! I will also make 2 trips to your town during the year to see you :) let me know when its best for you and where. I may not speak to you alot, but i will take lots of pictures from afar and profess to everyone how wonderful you are. You will be my god! (If you live out of the continental U.S.A., I wont be making trips to your town unless the bid is over 20,000, then, there is no limit to how far I'll go to see you) money pays a stalkers gas and air line tickets, love doesn't unfortunately. any questions, feel free to ask! WARNING: after this year is up, everyone will know who you are and if you are afraid of being noticed or get embarrassed easily, too bad. Obsessive stalker is here.  As your stalker I will not interfer with your job as to get anyone fired, unless you want me to.  Just good, fun, excited, crazy and always creative stalking! The Ebay STalKer!!! Place a Bid!